Celebrity style: Lewis Hamilton

It’s ideal for racing drivers, like jockeys, to be tiny, because there are no seats in a racing car, just one of those little plastic tables you get on a takeaway pizza, covered in an incy beaded massage cover made out of Maltesers Photograph: Craig Borrow/AP

I AM A ROBOT AND I LIVE IN THE FUTURE AND I AM MADE OF TIN AND I AM BRILLIANT Photograph: Mark Thompson/Getty Images

Hunky Merunky! Fitso McRitso! Here he is, with his proud denim strides and his come-to-car eyes and his hands that don’t know quite what to do with themselves Photograph: Jens Buettner/EPA

Santander this, Santander that. Get a room with Santander Lewis! Jeez Photograph: Rafa Rivas/AFP/Getty Images