Celebrity style: Kylie Minogue

It’s not the style of the 80s that’s depressing, it’s the way that film, as opposed to digital, made everyone look like they were battling a disorder of some kind Photograph: Rex Features

Oh no, Kylie’s bum’s falling off! Someone, anyone, catch it quick and weld it back on! Like Samson’s hair and Beckham’s denim Birkin, it’s where her power lies Photograph: Toby Melville/Reuters

Copulating moonbeams, vanilla ice cream and the flesh of new puppies – these were the swatches pinned to the designer’s board before he spat out this fabulosity Photograph: Sipa Press/Rex Features

These feathers are the exact blue of Sesame Street’s Grover. Kylie Fact: she had it colour matched by Dulux. She’s obsessed Photograph: Maurice McDonald/PA