Celebrity style: Jennifer Lopez

“I’m here, I’m peerless, get used to it,” this outfit says, and it kisses its chiffon teeth as it says it, waders glinting in the camera flashes. Photograph: D. Kambouris/WireImage

Is J-Lo melting? If so, what a way to go – easing into a pool of mercury and poloneck at a poorly attended premiere with a knowing smile on her sinking face. Photograph: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Double-breasted matron suit, good for disco, one careful owner: no Ribena spilt, no grass stains, no shirt required Photograph: Steve Granitz/WireImage

There’s a lot of crap written about leopard print, so let me break it down. It always works, it’s always amazing. Hope this helps Photograph: Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images

If I were a superhero I’d wear a simple black coat, easy to zip on and off, and some nude shoes, so it looks like you’re barefoot when necessary. And I’d wear my hair down, for flying Photograph: George Napolitano/FilmMagic