Wahey! The Jamester got married! Tieless! In a powder-blue suit! Those were the days, eh? The Noughties? When men were men, and shirts were whiterPhotograph: Andrew Murray/Rex FeaturesAdd a really snazzy shoe, a few puppies dressed as Darth Vader and some delving critical analysis of The L Word and you’ve got the inside of my mind made fleshPhotograph: Jody Wood/Rex FeaturesI don’t get it. A green sow ready to be suckled? A four-headed eco monster? Something from Ikea? Photograph: Holly Farrell/ABC via Getty Images
Please, Jamie, for the love of God, don’t eat the gun! Not yet! It’s only part-braised and we haven’t finished the coulis! Photograph: Rex FeaturesEverybody’s a naked chef under their clothes, Jamie. “I’m not.” Under your clothes, Jamie, you are naked. “No, I’m wearing underwear.” Under them, Jamie, you’re naked. “No I’m not”Photograph: Chris Terry/Channel 4
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