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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Eva Wiseman

Celebrity style: Cristiano Ronaldo

celeb style: Ronaldo: Cristiano Ronaldo on holiday with friends in Porto Cervo, Sardinia
His shorts, bless them, can barely conceal his Medusa-like pubic area, a tangle of fertile glands and willies Photograph: Rex Features
celeb style: Ronaldo: Cristiano Ronaldo on crutches
Hot tip gleaned from late-80s Just Seventeen that emerges now, looking at Ron. Keep a white T-shirt in your hand luggage to put on when your plane lands. It will set off your holiday tan something lovely Photograph: Matt Baron/Rex Features
celeb style: Ronaldo: Cristiano Ronaldo shopping at 'Christian Audigier'
Screensaver alert! Hell – let’s get it tattooed. This is the image I want with me always: the silver shorts, the matt-black crutches, the cloud of Lynx Africa, not seen but implied Photograph: Rex Features
celeb style: Ronaldo: Cristiano Ronaldo receiving the AS Award
Few men can pull off an oversized earring, but Ron of course is one of those men. The studs set off the collar beautifully – and the steel handheld hawk Photograph: Agencia EFE/Rex Features
celeb style: Ronaldo: Portugal V Liechstenstein
Papa are you near me? Papa can you hear me? Papa can you praise me for my glutes? Photograph: Antonio Simoes/EPA
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