Celebrity style: Britney Spears

It’s the glasses, I think, that makes this outfit look like a series of sexual fantasies stacked on top of each other like Lego bricks Photograph: Rex Features

Remember highlights? How young we all once were Photograph: Rex Features

This is how Daily Mail columnists imagine 12-year-olds customise their school uniforms after listening to overtly sexual chart music Photograph: Charles Sykes/Rex Features

Bang! There goes another picture of me used to illustrate a newspaper story about the dangers of celebrity. Bang! There goes another flake of my soul Photograph: Rex Features/Rex Features

Some people’s bodies are temples. Some are more like the whiteboard in a serviced-office conference room Photograph: Rex Features