This is a dress that covers only the barest minimum of privates. Big respect Photograph: Dave Hogan/Getty ImagesNow this is clever. Never worry again if you can’t find a tie that matches your face - simply cut out a big tie shape from the front of your blouse. Bingo! Flesh tie! Photograph: Dave Hogan/Getty ImagesOoh I love the olden days, don’t you Mand? The lack of bananas, window tax, stockings made of gravy. Bloody love it Photograph: Steve Finn/Getty Images
That’s right love, move a bit, yeah, move with the rhythm of the camera clicks, now, be sexy! No, SEXY. You’re not listening Amanda. Be SEXY Photograph: Dave M. Benett/Getty ImagesPink-satin dresses and crisp apple strudels. Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, these are a few of my regrettable things Photograph: Claire R Greenway/Getty Images
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