We are now halfway through the final Channel 4 series of Celebrity Big Brother. And whether this makes you feel a bit sad, deeply apathetic, or even inspires you do a little dance with glee at the prospect of valuable column inches being purged of this filth, we're having an eviction night liveblog. Hooray!
This Friday, three housemates are up for nomination, and two – yes, two - of them are going back to whatever it was they did before. In Heidi Fleiss's case, this would be running her LA launderette and reminiscing about the heady days of prison and prostitutes, like a Hollywood version of Dot Cotton. Lady Sovereign is no doubt planning a new album, packed with complex grime metaphors for being trapped with a bunch of people who talk about God a lot, whilst secretly fancying DJ Basshunter. And Katia Ivanova? Well, she earned her celebrity stripes by having an affair with an aging rock star, and has spent this week being fed liquidised food by Ivana Trump (you really couldn't make this up), so perhaps an advice column in Saga magazine is her calling.
I'll be here from 9pm on Friday to document all of the evening's events, so join me then! My money's on Sov to stay – what do you think?
