This week's What's new covers much of the goings on at the CeBIT show in Hanover, Germany - one of the biggest computer industry shows of the year.
Products unveiled include the Siemens SXG75, which Ashley Norris says includes "a two megapixel camera, an MP3 player and a full GPS satellite navigation system ". Not only that, but it's got video calling, colour screen, Bluetooth, instant messaging, email, push-to-talk, and a built-in translator. Fantastico.
Elsewhere we have the Kiss Technology hard disk recorder that can be set over the web or your phone. Handy if you're in the pub and forgot about recording that important Channel Five, erm, "documentary". And it has an integrated DVD recorder, TV tuner, up to 200GB hard disk and timeshift function.