Causing a buzz

Channel Five is obviously keen to impress upon Ofcom that it still deserves to qualify as a public service broadcaster in the wake of the regulator's PSB review, published last week. How else do you explain the batteries-not-included gift given away to hacks attending last night's press shindig for the relaunch of digital channel Five Life as Fiver? Attendees were given a goodie bag containing OhMiBod, the pleasure device that "vibrates to music on your iPod" and comes with the instruction to "use the volume wheel to increase rhythm intensity and find the ultimate groove". If that's not PSB, Monkey's a reptile.