Catwalk origami

Calvin Klein takes a retrospective on the Middle Ages with this chainmail creation Photograph: Lucas Johnson/Reuters

We really like this flowing white coat and also think it would look much better on a normal sized person Photograph: Lucas Johnson/Reuters

A one shouldered slinky number Photograph: Seth Wenig/AP

Wear with wellies for an on-trend dogwalk to your local park. Or maybe not Photograph: Slavin Vlasic/Getty

We really like the shoes, but we're not so hot for the cling film / bacofoil / fairy outfit Photograph: Lucas Johnson/Reuters

We can't help wondering how this gorgeous purply-grey dress is sticking out like that. Has the model got deformed hip bones? Or is it just lots of starch? We'll probably never find out Photograph: Slavin Vlasic/Getty

Ye Gods! It's colour! At a Calvin Klein show no less. Stop it, our eyes are hurting Photograph: Slavin Vlasic/Getty

A built up wide collar is the main feature of this outfit. We think it would probably make your neck look really skinny Photograph: Seth Wenig/AP

Beautiful, almost architectural structure, on this chic white dress Photograph: Seth Wenig/AP

All the models take to the stage at the Calvin Klein show. Suck in those cheekbones ladies! Photograph: Lucas Johnson/Reuters

The man behind the fashion, designer Francisco Costa, waves to his adoring fans Photograph: Slavin Vlasic/Getty