The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
How am I supposed to answer that? It’s like asking about your favourite kid, or the best ice-cream, or naming one good book … ugh, Michelle Wolf in Melbourne.
The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
SNL’s The Day Beyoncé Turned Black. Perfection.
The funniest book I’ve ever read …
The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 ¾. It was the funniest book I’d read until I realised I was probably Adrian.
The funniest film I’ve ever seen …
The Heat. “Was he a hearing man?” is worth a pause to breathe every time.
The funniest person I know …
My girlfriend, [comedian] Sarah Keyworth. I know I’m biased but I don’t even mean as a standup. Just day to day, she’s hilarious.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
“I like your body.” I’ve never seen a room turn on a man faster, which is weird because I’ve had way worse things said to me.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
On reflection, anything I ever made on Weight Watchers. I’d try so hard to pretend it was filling. I was hungreeeee.
The funniest number …
I know what you want me to say but I won’t. Squillion.
The funniest word …
Butt.
The funniest joke …
There’s too many to choose from but London Hughes on ice-cream and the “dick brain” is the last thing to make me cry with laughter.
