Turn-ons
Erudite polemic adjusts bowtie, buffs brain, sets phasers to boggle
More climactic kedgeree and miscalculated fellatio from Gosford Snark
Big shout out to MC Buckland and the GW soil posse
Giant Squid: Inside Nature's Giants Special
Monstrous marine necropsy sparks debate at Birds Eye HQ: golden breadcrumbs or crispy batter
Turn-offs
Jenga tower of clavicles and hubris continues to repel reason/wrecking balls
Cufflinked tumour continues to swell in fame's coccyx; resulting vista prompts triumphant sniggers
Putatively buff plod manoeuvres orange eyebrows around "plot" assembled from bits of old CSI, desiccated Monk, dust, etc
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