Ladies and gentlemen, relax: the internet has found its new hero. Step aside Mahir, geriatric1927 and the giggling baby. Make way for JonnyMas93.
Would it be wrong to say he looks like a character from Bo Selecta? Probably. But when you're called Jonathan Masongsong, we could be forgiven for thinking this is all too perfect to be true.
Actually, we'll be honest, Peter Robinson of the consistently brilliant www.popjustice.com found him. And now Jonny has agreed to take requests from Popjustice viewers. Check back on the site for updates. Meanwhile, immerse yourself in a talent Simon Cowell would sell his grandmother for.
