Photograph: Dan ChungRight then. After a slow start, our last caption competition did produce some good entries - there's still time for yours.
Meanwhile, our photographer Dan Chung has come up with another gem; David Davis and Ken Clarke in the audience waiting for Michael Howard's closing speech at the Tories' Blackpool conference.
Just what exactly is going on? As before, please post your submissions below. The best caption wins something appropriate from our big box of political books. Winners to both competitions will be announced on Monday.
