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Tony Blair speaking at a press conference this morning. Photograph: Stephen Hird/Reuters
So far we've got "are you shrinking what we're shrinking?" and the predictable stuff about the size of Tony's majority. You can, we're sure, do better. Submissions as comments please. Winner gets a pint if he or she is around Clerkenwell about 8pm. Otherwise we'll dig a book out of the box.

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