Grab your aloe, your lotion, and maybe even a fan. Because things are about to get scorching.
Welcome to the world of clever insults, where wit meets savagery in the most unexpectedly hilarious ways. They come straight from the Rare Insults subreddit, a place where internet users gather the sharpest jabs, wittiest comebacks, and most poetic takedowns ever seen online.
We’ve rounded up some of the best to share with you. So scroll down, admire the craftsmanship, and maybe even take notes—these burns are too good to waste.
#1 Some People Actually Need Reality Checks More Than Anything Else!
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#2 Also Zero Jail Time
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#3 Captain Vietnam
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#4 You Don't Have To Pay For It
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#5 Nahh That's Crazy
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#6 Get Them Off Their High Horse
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#7 Homeschooled By A Pigeon
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#8 A Rare Insult Underneath A Rare Insult
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#9 Musk Insults Are Always Funny
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#10 Ended His Papacy Right There
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#11 Who’s A Good Boy?
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#12 I Can Confirm That This Is True
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#13 And Go Where?
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#14 Andrew’s Tate’s Delusions Meet Their Fate
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#15 Shots Have Been Fired
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#16 Insults Are Best Served Cold
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#17 We Have Mr. Oblivious Here
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#18 Gotta Respect The Culture
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#19 A Reasonable Read
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#20 What A Revelation
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#21 She Got Cooked
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#22 They Would Whistle
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#23 Where Is The Lie?
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#24 Damn Girl
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#25 This Burn Is Perfect
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#26 A Double-Ended Rarity
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#27 The Last Man Standing(With Hair)
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#28 Damn, That Hurts!
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#29 Don’t Belittle The Imp
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#30 He Might Need Epidurals After That
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#31 I Spit Out My Water
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#32 Cold. Just Cold
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#33 Throwback To The Best Insult I’ve Ever Seen
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#34 Yes Sure That Is Quite A Long Long Time
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#35 Just Ain't Worthy
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#36 She Was Burned Twice
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#37 On A Post Regarding Power Outlets
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#38 Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
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#39 I Can’t Unsee This
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#40 Why Am I Always Behind Them?
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#41 Barbara Wasn't Playin Around
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#42 That’s A No Brainer
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#43 The Shade Of It All
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#44 Got Destroyed By A Doctor
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#45 She Would Make A K**ling
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#46 Gx Got No Chill
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#47 I Can't Unsee This
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#48 He Didn't Even Try The Fresh Basil:
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#49 That Was Unique
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#50 Typical Father Daughter Banter
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#51 Who's Putting These Quarters Behind My Ear?
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#52 Neckst Level Insult
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#53 The Worst App Ever It Seems!
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#54 Mr. Beast
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#55 He Really Does
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#56 Due To Some Personal Reasons!
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#57 What A Creative Insult
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#58 The Many Iterations On Jared Leto
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#59 Lesson Was Learnt That Day
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#60 Truth Or Dare
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#61 Sounds About Right
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#62 The Apt Response
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#63 Stumbled Upon This
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#64 When Petabytes Aren't Enough
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#65 I'm In Awe Of This Insult
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#66 Well Damn Ref Do Something
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#67 He Ain’t Wrong Though
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#68 "Larval State Of The British"
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#69 On Katy Perry's Recent Tour Choreography
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#70 He's Out Of Line, But
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#71 I'd Say She's From The Sims, But This Is Fair Too
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#72 I Can't Unsee That Image Now
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#73 One That Would Get Turned Off After A While
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#74 I'm Sorry The Underage Girl Isn't Hot Enough For You
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#75 "You Look Like You Snuck On Earth"
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#76 If You Know You Know
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#77 Most Replaceable Guy
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#78 The Homeless Man Knows His Statistics
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#79 Acting As A Torture Device
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#80 It's Isreally Bad
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