Well people have been so kind, eg the Goveys say I should go on the stage #bless but thank goodness *frantically fans face* that is over for another five years? I said to Mummy, not to be remotely standoffish because the Clarksonator writes in the Sun & Dave says we still heart him very much even if he is dead to us now, so *puts on MI5 face* I am using Jeremy Clarks**ator as a code name, but the bespoke Crosby-Textor wife-training was a nightmare? I mean even if you are used to Mr Cobber being in the (Autumn-Winter) kitchen 24/7 going fetch us another tinnie mate, urrrp, better out than in, God he is high maintenance, it is still *quite* awk having him sitting on the end of the bed literally morning & night going quickfire answers Sabrina, Dave’s most annoying habit? I’m like, God IDK, actually what about him saying buggeration factor, Mummy says he sounds like a used car salesman, lol, though I think it is a bit more Foxtons?
Mr Cobber is like, pardon moi Sabrina, free word of advice, OK strike out free, respect the message discipline, buggeration factor has been scientifically tested & approved for pre-election use, try again sweetheart, hubby’s worst habit? I’m like, OK well totes non-bantz Mr Cobber, it is basically YOU, as in everyone says you are why Dave is so boring nowadays, he’s like, WRONG, Dave’s worst habit is leaving his clothes on the floor.
I’m like, but he doesn’t? Plus anyway Danny would pick them up? He’s like, in polling 92% of swing SAHMs identified household messiness as hubby’s No 1 annoying habit, now, fave hobbies, remember you’re in the Sun now, not Grazievoguella. I’m like, I know that one, dog racing! He’s like, close, Sabrina, think low info meets family fun. I’m like, OK, looking at naked girls’ breasts, Dave & the kids adore doing that over a divine fried Mars Bar “sarnie”! He’s like, moving on, how much do you want hubby to win? I’m like, what is Sun language for tbh I simply could not give a shit? Mr Cobber’s like, good question sweetheart, the word you are looking for is “desperately”, I’m like, wow, like sick, who knew?
