Spoiler alert: judging by the new Broadchurch series 2 promo, everyone’s really miserable. Really, really miserable.
David Tennant can’t find his razor ...
Olivia Coleman’s forgotten the words to that Muppets song ...
And Jodie Whittaker’s auditioning for the Juliet Stevenson role in a Truly Madly Deeply remake ...
The one-minute trailer for the show, which returns to ITV on 5 January, plays out to Old Faces, a track sung by emerging star Laura Doggett. Monkey’s catching more than a whiff of The Bridge theme song, here.
Familiar series one faces Tennant, Colman, Whittaker and Andrew Buchan will be rubbing shoulders with new and as-yet-unknown characters played by Marianne Jean Baptiste, Charlotte Rampling and James Darcy.
The tagline for the trail is “same town: new secrets”. So what have we learned so far? To quote Philip Henslowe: “I don’t know ... it’s a mystery.”