Pay attention, dispossessed ones, because there has been an explosive move on the Little Person Celebrity Impersonator market. Specifically: a vertically challenged Britney Spears impersonator has transferred to an all-little person revue show. Terra Jole's new castmates at the Krave club on the Las Vegas strip - we hate to disappoint those of you who hoped this kind of stuff might be going down in Cheltenham - include: Little Milli Vanilli, Little Sonny Bono, Little Tina Turner, Little Madonna, Little Elvis, and Little Alanis Morissette. Buy shares in hallucinogens TODAY.
We don't mind admitting we linked to this one solely for the picture lovingly reproduced by TMZ.com, though warn that the next section of this item contains material that could permanently loosen your grip on reality.
To wit: TMZ have previously unearthed pictures of Little Britney partying with Actual Britney's erstwhile troublemate, Actual Lindsay. Yes, do behold Lohan, in snaps clearly obtained before The Unpleasantness. Study them, commit them to the inside of your retina, and look wistfully back to those days which now seem so long ago - the days when the troubled starlet could still pucker up with mini-fake-Spearses, and put her glassy-eyed lack of focus down to glare off her new buddy's latex catsuit. Dear God... What have we lost?
