Feb. 04--Just stop, Panthers fans. The rest of the sports world appreciates your enthusiasm for your Super Bowl-contending Carolina team, but your rap skills?
Well, from Panthers backer Lang Maddox, who can't seem to keep up with the beat, to the three boys who, um, can't seem to keep up with the beat, each of them is amusing and/or adorable in their own way.
And then there's Ken Woodley, who either is a sports rap god or singlehandledly killed hip-hop. Can't decide. Rawr rawr rawr.
Anyway, judge for yourselves.
On second thought, sign Woodley to a record deal today.
Mary Ward isn't a rapper (that we know of) but who doesn't want to see a 95-year-old woman dab on 'em? No one that has a soul.
plthompson@tribpub.com
