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Lauren Comitor

BRIEF: Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryant star in 'Bryzzo Souvenirs' MLB ad

April 01--If you want to talk to Anthony Rizzo or Kris Bryant, just call the Bryzzo Souvenir Company...if it existed.

The Cubs' most popular pair teamed up for MLB's latest "#THIS" ad, released on April Fools' Day. In the ad, Rizzo and Bryant answer phones in their fictional office, trying to sell their home run balls (to someone named Jed) and eating donuts.

"Have you seen us play?" Rizzo asks into his headset. "We authenticate them with our bats!"

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