'Moby, Johnny Malkovich, Michael Stipe, Brian McDermott, Moby, Michael Stipe, Moby Moby, Johnny Malkovich, Moby Moby, Michael Chiklis, Moby, Michael Stipe, BRIAN MCDERMOTT!' roars Josh CryerPhotograph: Picasa/Photomontage'Leeds plans to sack Brian McDermott hit a snag when he announced his severance package was "One Trillion dollars,"' muhahahahahs Jon RogersPhotograph: Photomontage'It's out of the frying pan and into the fire for Heston Blumenthal-alike Brian McDermott,' honks Tristan CrossPhotograph: Photomontage
'Sadly, Brian's attempts to convince the management that he was in fact Festa did not last long,' notes cruel, cruel Jonathan RogersPhotograph: Photomontage'Even the official Leeds Utd website was struggling to keep up with the recent developments at the club,' sniggers Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage
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