Brian Laws

Lee Barnes gets the ball rolling: 'With Portsmouth already sunk and things looking grim, Laws manfully battles using all his fiscal knowhow to avoid the stale stench of relegation' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'They could have won a speedboat! Instead they got Bully Brian Laws and the busfare back home to the Championship,' titters Tom Nycz-Losi Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Rob Deacon continues the old school game show theme Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Phil Brown kindly suggests a potential business venture for Brian if that P45 does arrive Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Judge Laws hereby sentences Burnley Football Club to indefinite incarceration in the Championship,' says Oliver Sparrow rather sinisterly Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Colin Hammond, meanwhile, reckons Kevin McDonald is feeling the long arm of the Law Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Nathan 'Newton' Simpson tries to calculate Burnley's chances of beating the drop Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Voters in Burnley have more important things on their minds than politics,' parps Al Balmer Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And Al just couldn't resist another go: 'Brian 'Rainman' Laws insists the pitch is unplayable during the 6-1 thrashing by City' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Marcos Garcia channels Life of Brian: 'Owen Coyle was God for the Clarets but sadly his replacement really wasn't the Messiah' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And it's more of the same from Patrick Spragg Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Here's Brian Corcoran's slightly surreal effort: 'Brian Laws and his lads may eat all Mancini's humble pie. But will it be they who sate the Relegation Reaper?' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Will Wilson reckons a new indie film is about to hit a screen near you Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Natasha Powell, though, is more of a fan of girlie flicks Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And we'll leave you with this parting image, courtesy of Bert Ayers: 'Brian Laws, hounded by the rumours of being sacked, finds a nice quiet place to escape and blend in' Photograph: guardian.co.uk