Graeme Stanley imagines Brendan Rodgers as Brentan Rodgers. 'Andy the point is, you talk the talk but you do not tiki-taka ... vis-a-vis, please go and play for Big Sam'Photograph: Photomontage'At least Roberto Mancini isn't good at everything,' says Gavin McCoy of this season's Premier League sackracePhotograph: Photomontage'Don't worry Twiki-G, Brendan "Buck" Rogers is here to save the Reds!' chirps Shane PalmerPhotograph: Photomontage
'According to the internet, his nickname is Buck Rodgers,' says Timo Staudacher, reliably. 'As such, little Buck might find breaking into the top four quite a daunting task'Photograph: Photomontage'There may be troubles ahead … Astaire and Rodgers dance on as the spirit of Carroll comes a-calling,' suggests Steven ShelleyPhotograph: Photomontage'Tello? It's Sahin you're looking for …' says this week's winner Johnny DoneganPhotograph: Photomontage'If Liverpool are going to be feared again, they had better hoist the Jolly Rodgers,' says Stewart Smith Photograph: Photomontage'Did you say magic beans …" muses Brian FlemingPhotograph: Photomontage
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