BPG lunch: hacks bumped off the top table

Uproar at Wednesday's Broadcasting Press Guild lunch with ITV's Adam Crozier. Unfortunately, not because he announced the return of Tiswas. Pandemonium ensued when media hacks arrived at the monthly get together with a broadcasting bigwig to find the lunch format had been changed. From one table to... three. Three!! (OK, OK, it's a slow diary day for Monkey). Worse still, the crafty hacks from trade rag Broadcast arrived early and bagged three – three, mind – of the seats on Crozier's table. The bounders. Monkey hears the BPG lunch will be back to its tried and tested one-table format next time. That's just the kind of crazy shit that goes down at the BPG. Oh yes.