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The Guardian - UK
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Dave Hill

Boris Johnson: the definition of "blapping"

As Helene Mulholland reports, Boris has told New Statesman he intends:

"To keep blapping ministers between the eyes" until they rule out spending cuts on major London projects.

"Blapping"? Selected entry from the Urban Dictionary definition of "blap":

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

Dave. Theresa. Caroline. George. Now how's your appetite for power?

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