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Blind date: ‘I was alarmed by his skinny jeans’

Jordan, left, and Jack.
Jordan, left, and Jack. Photograph: Sarah Lee for the Guardian

Jordan on Jack

What were you hoping for?
Someone I would have easy chemistry with. If I fancied them, that would be a bonus.

First impressions?
Sweet, mild-mannered. He had lovely teeth but I was alarmed by his skinny jeans.

What did you talk about?
Everything you probably shouldn’t when you first meet someone: sex, monogamy, money.

Any awkward moments?
I don’t think so.

Good table manners?
Impeccable. The same can’t be said of mine.

Best thing about Jack?
His encyclopedic knowledge of all things pop.

Would you introduce him to your friends?
I can’t see him on a night out with them.

Describe Jack in three words
Polite, kind-hearted, innocent.

What do you think he made of you?
I hope he wasn’t genuinely offended when I mocked him for his choice of cocktail (a cosmopolitan).

Did you go on somewhere?
The pub round the corner.

And... did you kiss?
On the cheek as he left.

If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
That we didn’t drink an entire bottle of wine before the starter arrived.

Marks out of 10?
A solid 7.

Would you meet again?
He lives outside London, so it’s unlikely. If I saw him around I would say hi.

Jack on Jordan

What were you hoping for?
Someone with substance.

First impressions?
Friendly, charming, good-looking.

What did you talk about?
Tattoos, London, university and each other’s hometowns.

Any awkward moments?
Not that I noticed.

Good table manners?
Yes.

Best thing about Jordan?
How easy-going he was. And his sense of humour.

Would you introduce him to your friends?
Yes, they’d get on well.

Describe Jordan in three words
Charming, funny, friendly.

What do you think he made of you?
Hopefully something positive.

Did you go on somewhere?
A drink round the corner.

And... did you kiss?
On the cheek as we said goodbye.

If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
I wouldn’t change anything.

Marks out of 10?
8.

Would you meet again?
I would, but I’m not sure if I’m his cup of tea.

• Jack and Jordan ate at Minnow, London SW4.

Fancy a blind date? Email blind.date@theguardian.com. If you’re looking to meet someone like-minded, visit soulmates.theguardian.com

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