Toby on Liam
What were you hoping for?
I wanted to go in with no expectations.
First impressions?
He seemed somewhat shy.
What did you talk about?
Liam kept up with all my tangents, from favourite films/music/books to the deep introspective capacity of queer men.
Most awkward moment?
Liam made reference to the “six seven” meme. We’re two generations too old for it and I had no idea how to react.
Good table manners?
We were both somewhat feral in devouring the gorgeous food.
Best thing about Liam?
The way he talked about his friends – they clearly mean a lot to him.
Would you introduce Liam to your friends?
I’m sure they would love a visual when I’m telling the story of when I randomly went on a Guardian blind date.
Describe Liam in three words
Attentive, kind, Scottish.
What do you think Liam made of you?
That I was a fun, slightly chaotic (hot) man with an unnerving attachment to the live-action Scooby-Doo films.
Did you go on somewhere?
We were one of the last tables in the restaurant, but called it a night there.
And … did you kiss?
No kissing occurred.
If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be?
As we were saying goodbye, Liam proposed comparing notes on what we would mark each other. I refused as that spoils the fun! It made me wonder if he moderated or self-censored his behaviour to shoot for a higher score.
Marks out of 10?
I don’t think we were compatible, but I enjoyed the experience. I don’t know how to translate that into a number.
Would you meet again?
There was a lack of any romantic spark.
Liam on Toby
What were you hoping for?
To be a marmalade dropper in the Saturday Guardian.
First impressions?
What’s El DeBarge doing in Notting Hill?
What did you talk about?
Scooby-Doo. Running. Jonathan Bailey. The best and the worst carbs.
Most awkward moment?
When we spoke over each other to the fabulous French lady serving us. She must have thought we were the most indecisive diners ever.
Good table manners?
Impeccable.
Best thing about Toby?
His philosophical questions. “Shag, marry or kill pasta, rice and bread?” has been on my mind ever since.
Would you introduce Toby to your friends?
Sure! They’d think he was super fun.
Describe Toby in three words
Zesty, cute, chatty.
What do you think Toby made of you?
Why is this late twentysomething verbal stimming Michelle Yeoh’s Madame Morrible meme …
Did you go on somewhere?
We stayed at the restaurant till closing.
And … did you kiss?
Nope.
If you could change one thing about the evening what would it be?
It was a really nice evening with a fun person, but more of a romantic connection would have topped it off.
Marks out of 10?
Solid 7. Great food and fun chat!
Would you meet again?
For a run and a coffee, sure, but not romantically.
Liam and Toby ate at Erev, London W11. Fancy a blind date? Email blind.date@theguardian.com
