News reaches us of a new cosmetic line dreamt up by one of Tony Blair's quick-witted admirers.
Blair Foundation claims to hide the appearance of cracks. The wonder product can be found on a website called DeadBrain and is said to have been personally finessed by the prime minister himself since 1997.
This foundation comes in a range of shades and provides useful artificial colouring when trying to pretend the blood hasn't just drawn from your face. You know, those "Ruth Kelly did what?"' sort of moments that can take you by surprise.
Due to follow shortly is his own concealer range (for male readers, this is the cunning liquid device that covers spots and blemishes - try it sometime!), cleverly branded WMD. Also available will be a range of aftershaves.
It would be nice to think that satire is the highest form of flattery, but who are we kidding?
