Blackpool in the Premier League

Lee Barnes gets things off to a disturbing start. 'Despite the shock result at Wigan, the Match of the Day boys still think the only time Blackpool will be seen on a Saturday night next season will be on Strictly Come Dancing'
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What's with the cross-dressing this week? 'The lovely laydees of Chelsea knew they were supposed to go to Blackpool for something,' roars Rob Marriott
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Chris Fellowes predicts Mr Holloway's Premier League passport will expire in May 2011
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'It will be a rollercoaster season on the big one,' puns Stephen Park
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Here's more seaside fun, courtesy of Paul Berry, who thinks it won't be long before the gloryhunters arrive
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'Parachute payments may be needed for Wigan but Blackpool are at the top of the tower for now,' reports a rather literal Louis Heasman
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And talking of people jumping from a great height ... 'Unlikely hero and all that,' chirps Joe Mackenzie
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'Health and safety insisted that all home games would finish before high tide,' sighs Steve Smith
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'The Premier League can be a very Darkplace,' warns Douglas Fenech, as he riffs on a classic British comedy
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'The construction of a new commemorative tower for every win halted after a quick check of the fixture list,' parps Andy Smith
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Rob Moline reckons our protagonist finds himself in a rather precarious position
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Neil Pollock's prediction is unequivocal
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'The seaside wasn't so much fun when the big boys came to play,' cackles Douglas Fenech
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'Unfortunately it would be some time before Blackpool recorded their second Premier League win,' says Matt Pearson
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'Ian Holloway finds the standard of lady he gets in the taxi to be of a much higher standard now Blackpool are in the top flight,' chirps Tom Nycz-Losi
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