Bizarre predictive text game helps people invent their 2019 goals

A writer has sparked hilarity by suggesting a bizarre predictive text game to help people invent goals for 2019.

Alex Zalben asked his Twitter followers to predict the year ahead by typing “In 2019 I am going to” before hitting the space bar to complete the sentence.

It went viral after prompting hilarious responses from his followers.

One person tweeted: "In 2019 I am going to see the dentist. 2019 is not going to be a lot of fun I guess.”

How about we predictive text our 2019 goals?

Just type “In 2019 I am going to” and then mash that center button.

Here’s mine:

“In 2019 I am going to the store.”

Seems legit.

— Alex Zalben (@azalben)

January 1, 2019

In 2019 I’m going to be a good baby.... pic.twitter.com/o5vUITzWox

— Aaron Khalid (@KhalidMMA)

January 2, 2019

Another said: “In 2019 I am go to the gym... yeah we all know that ain’t happening.”

“In 2019 I am going to have a great day and a time for that. Now I just have to figure out which day it will be,” another added.

In 2019 I am going to be in the office. pic.twitter.com/mMSLwWsmUh

— JayCee (@justalittleiphi)

January 1, 2019

In 2019, I am going to have a lot more civilized days...

(then it went a little sideways from there)

...to go back tomorrow than the United Nations and I will not win this war on the same issue.

— Nathan Schneider (@NSchneiderAZ13)

January 1, 2019

Sam B commented: “In 2019 I am going to be insane...Yikes, hope not.”

In 2019 I'm going to be pretty.

TROLL MUCH 😂

— Samu (@__S_A_M_U_)

January 1, 2019

In 2019 I'm going to try and get some sleep

MY WHOLE LIFE

— Lily //17 (@Doms_Smoosh)

January 1, 2019

Chuck G was surprised when the game revealed: "In 2019 I am going to jail. Uhh..I don't think I like this game. Can I get a do-over?"