This is the bizarre moment a man performs a 'sex dance' while approaching a pheasant.
Yes, you read that correctly.
In the footage, Stephen Phelps, from St Agnes in Cornwall, dons nothing but a hat and a one-did G-string as he walks up to the bird.
Why, you might ask? Because the territorial animal had become so aggressive that the 36-year-old couldn't ride his lawnmower without it attacking him, according to Devon Live.
And after taking to Facebook to ask for help, Steve decided to act on one joker's suggestion to perform the 'sex dance' to assert his dominance and claim back his territory.
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Steve, who also runs a pheasant shoot, said: "The comment was someone taking the mick more than anything.
"It's breeding season so they [pheasants] show off who is the biggest and best so I took him up on the joke. To be fair the pheasant looked shocked more than anything.
"One of my friends had bought me a one-sided G-string for Christmas and I thought 'I know what I'll wear to show off my masculinity'.
On preparing for the dance and his 'outfit', Steve said: "I was bent over with my tail wagging. I had sticks between my butt cheeks [which acted as] tail feathers and I was wagging my butt at him.
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"He followed me for a second so I went back and shook my bum again - he hasn't attacked anyone since the sex dance."
He added: "I think he was shocked into dismissal."
Steve and his friends have even named the feisty bird Reg - "because he looks like one of the Kray twins".
