Ladies and gentlemen ... she speaks! Following an email inquiry from US TV show Access Hollywood - which we assume ran along the lines of "exactly how screwed do you reckon you are here?" - Lindsay Lohan has broken her silence on the DUI / cocaine possession arrest that was heard around the world. Except in the area outlying Baghdad's Green Zone. Evidently they're too grand to give a toss over there.
Anyhow, Lindsay, currently in seclusion in an unknown location, writes thusly:
"I am innocent.. did not do drugs. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."
Nitpickers may note that the starlet declines to explain how illegal levels of alcohol were implanted in her bloodstream, but when we know more about this developing miscarriage of justice, then so will you.
