With so many positions vacant in the higher echelons of commercial television - chief executive of ITV, chief executive of Channel 4, chairman of ITV, chairman of - guess who? - Channel 4, it's not easy keeping track of who's in the running for what job.
So what Monkey needed was a cut-out-and-keep - or bookmark-and-glance-at-occasionally - guide to who is in the running for which job at ITV and Channel 4.
All you need to know to use Monkey's all-new "graph-o-grand-fromage" is that chief executives are in red, chairmen are in blue, and the further they are along each axis, the closer they are to the top job. Bottom right - a shoo-in for ITV. Top left - a favourite for Channel 4. Top right - in the running for both! Bottom left - taxi!
Got it? Give it a moment - you will - and we will be updating it regularly, of course. Thank goodness Dawn Airey has stopped swapping jobs - we couldn't cope with two more vacancies at the top of Channel Five.