Another week has slowly ticked by, and, seeing as no one has yet been murdered in Endemol's Premier Holiday Camp of Shame, they're having to lower the numbers the conventional way: with a good old fashioned eviction.
We'll be here from 8.20ish, and just keep tap-tap-tapping away until close of play at 10.30. Here's what happened last week, when there wasn't an eviction, so we didn't cover it. We covered the crazy fake eviction instead. This week, it's all real*. So join us (if you like) from 8.30, please. Thank you.
*Apart from selected body parts.