On the eve of Big Brother's return, the Daily Star delivers a text book "cry wolf" splash, with a front-page headline screaming "Jordan busts into Big Bro". Except, er... not according to Katie Price, who is contracted to Sky Living so cannot appear on Channel 5. As Katie herself says on Twitter: "I PROMISE everyone I AM NOT doing big brother I'm away with my family and I'm signed to Sky Living so impossible." In classic style, having marched the troops up the hill on its front page, inside on page 5 the Star marches them back down again with a much less emphatic "Jordan's tipped to breeze in" as "top star pulls out". Hmmm, funny that. Monkey wonders if Katie hit the nail on the head when she claimed in a tweet to the Big Brother update Twitter feed: "Stop lying and using my name for publicity like what everyone does." But not you, eh Katie? Perish the thought!
