After a career as a top officer in the Met, what does one do? Retire to your vegetable plot. Buy a villa in Costa del Sol? Or go on Big Brother? A high-ranking former Scotland Yard detective has joined the Channel 5 reality TV show and according to the breathless report in the Daily Star, "colleagues are going to be shocked". And insider told the paper whose owner Richard Desmond also owns the TV station: "Leaving the police force to go in the Big Brother house is a massive move." Perhaps they can investigate just why Rylan Clark has managed to achieve such success since he won Celebrity Big Brother in January.
