The funniest film I’ve ever seen …
Tootsie with Dustin Hoffman from 1982 – I’m so old. If you’re a drag queen, you can relate to it, but also if you are an actor and you’re willing to do anything to get a job. It also shows a fabulous time in New York that doesn’t exist any more.
The funniest person I know …
Joan Rivers. She would make me pee with laughter. Alive, though, I’d have to say my dad is pretty funny.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
I’m in drag, so any undergarments are hysterical, especially when you are travelling through an airport.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
I was at a casino in New Orleans and there was a table that wasn’t laughing at anything I did. After about the third or fourth time, I said: “What is your problem – are you a mute?” The women nodded. At that moment I knew I was going to hell.
The funniest hairstyle I’ve ever had …
Look at any of my Instagram pictures. I’ve had many. Nowadays, I look at my hair from two weeks ago on Instagram and think: “Oh God, what was I doing?” As a drag queen, you can pick your hair and I’ve made some horrible choices.
The funniest thing that shouldn’t be funny …
That I am in a wig earning a living. Everything that I was ridiculed for as a child – being too feminine or wearing a dress – has made my life fabulous now.