From the satisfying snap to the seriously corny jokes, Christmas lunch wouldn’t be the same without some crackers to pull at the table. But let’s face it – the gifts inside these traditional party favours are usually less impressive than the noise they make.
Why not treat your guests to crackers filled with things they actually want – such as booze, fragrance or chocolate. Yes, you heard us, you can now buy Christmas crackers that a hold a luxurious miniature surprise instead of a plastic toy that normally ends up in the bin.
If you want to really up the ante this December 25, these marvellously posh crackers from the likes of Fortnum's and Selfridges should do the trick.
Let the festivities begin…
Fortnum and Mason Gold Wreath Crackers
This fabulous Fortnum's selection might set you back a pretty penny, but it is certainly worth it. With treats ranging from a silver-plated honey drizzler to a silk pocket square, they are sure to impress even the fussiest of party guests. And while the inside of this luxury Christmas crackers is nothing short of impressive, the packaging is the most stunning this season. Miniature embossed wreaths, golden bows and shimmers throughout, you can't get more luxe than this.
£550 | Fortnum and Mason | Buy it now
Selfridges Champagne Glitter luxury Christmas crackers
Designed to an exceptional standard, these champagne-hued glitter crackers are a must for anyone wanting to make a huge statement. The stunning jingle bell bow embellishments are sure to add a touch of class to your celebrations. Each set is packed with high-quality gifts such as a mini-hip flask, champagne topper and cufflinks. Stunning on the inside and out, we won't be surprised if these luxe Christmas crackers sell out fast.
£65 | Selfridges | Buy it now
Liberty London Peacock Feather Christmas Crackers
Liberty's showstopping Peacock Feather crackers are some of the most colourful we've seen this year, offered in sparkly and metallic finishes. The handy trinkets inside, such as a mini screwdriver set, wine stopper and cufflinks, are sure to be used beyond the festive season.
£39.95 | Liberty London | Buy it now
Caspari Alice in Wonderland Crackers
Bring the Mad Hatter to your dinner table with these wonderfully packaged Alice in Wonderland crackers. Gifts inside include a mini pack of cards, a silver-tone biscuit cutter and mini whisk as well as a hat and paper joke. Perfect for kids as well, the fanciful designs double as Christmas decorations when just left out sporadically or piled up in an impressive luxury Christmas cracker pile.
£24.95 | Liberty London | Buy it now
Johnny Loves Rosie Heart Bracelet Cracker
Finding the perfect present on a budget can be quite the conundrum, which is why Johnny Loves Rosie has created this clever gift cracker containing a delicate heart bracelet that will match with everything.
£16 | SilkFred | Buy it now
Hotel Chocolat Rather Large Christmas Cracker
Christmas is the perfect time to pig out, so why not indulge your guests with this insanely huge offering from Hotel Chocolat. Each cracker is generously loaded with chocolates in milk, white and dark flavours along with 12 paper hats and jokes. It has a rather impressive snap, too.
£36 | Hotel Chocolat | Buy it now
Jo Malone Christmas Cracker
We couldn’t do a luxury crackers roundup without mentioning this stunning Jo Malone offering. Who doesn't want to smell like the bestselling Red Roses Cologne? You’ll also find mini variations of the English Oak & Redcurrant Body & Hand Wash and the Lime Basil & Mandarin Body Crème. If you have a beauty fan (or addict) in your life, this one makes a lovely treat.
£32 | Jo Malone | Buy it now
Harrods Cocktail Christmas Crackers
For the ultimate in luxury, the iconic Harrods department store is hard to beat. These opulent crackers come in a selection of eye-catching designs that will spruce up your spread in no time and contain impressive gifts like a copper handled mug and silver coffee scoop. The designer prints and luxe little ribbons bring it all together in one knockout luxury Christmas cracker.
£100 | Harrods | Buy it now
Cox & Cox Luxury Copper Crackers
With a high shine finish, these fancy options from Cox & Cox are just the thing to brighten up your Christmas table. You can expect gifts that are equally dazzling like a champagne stopper, wine pourer and an aluminium compass. We think these would look especially lovely on a banquet or dinning rooming table as well.
£45 | Cox & Cox | Buy it now
Liberty Merry Kissmas Christmas Crackers
For green-fingered guests, these cheeky Liberty offerings are filled with six different gardening gifts like wooden dibber or seed markers. Display them earlier in the day for Christmas lunch as a centrepiece surrounded by other green elements like a garland or simply use a Christmas wreath laid flat.
£39.95 | Liberty London | Buy it now
Premium Prosecco Christmas Crackers
These prosecco crackers will be a welcome treat after all that turkey. Each contains a 200ml bottle of fizz as well as an interesting wine fact, a party hat and a gloriously unfunny joke. If like a bit of fizz as well as some of the more traditional features of Christmas crackers this one is for you.
£32.99 | Virgin Wines | Buy it now
Gold Gatsby Christmas Cracker
If you're going for the Great Gatsby look, search no further than these patterned and matte gold crackers. You'll find classy gifts like a silver-tone key chain and wine stopper inside an organza bag.
£46 | Amara | Buy it now
