Beside the seaside

Sky-high heels and fishnet tights - just perfect for messing about on the river, non? Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

D&G jump on the keffiyeh bandwagon Photograph: Alberto Pellaschiar/AP

A period costume teamed with fishnets is bound to go down a storm at your local pool Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

With a bit of tinfoil and some gold ribbon, you too can look this good Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

G&S cap a memorable collection with this outfit Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

This almost looks sporty - shame that those shoes would be impossible to walk in, never mind run Photograph: Alessandro Garofalo/Reuters

Très beau Photograph: Alessandro Garofalo/Reuters

OK, we get it now - there's no need to over-egg the pudding Photograph: Alessandro Garofalo/Reuters