"The Sun is No1 for Politits…" Please, Lord, no. "We've secured the services of a trio of Page 3 political heavyweights who will help you keep abreast of swings to the left, right and centre."
The Times reports that Michael Howard has been telling friends that there are just 838,000 "people who matter" in Britain. You'll soon find out if you're one of them, because the Tory leader will be leaving a recorded message on your phone. Matthew Parris urges everyone to vote: "When we move together, history moves."
The Guardian tells us it's time to get serious, while Polly Toynbee says: "Forget retribution and look to the future: vote Blair, get Brown."
The Daily Telegraph, meanwhile, calls on the Tories to adopt "low taxes, small government and personal freedom" as their rallying cry.
