On Thursday we were treated to our first look at the trailer for Pig, a movie that stars Nicolas Cage as a former fine dining chef who goes on a revenge mission for his missing truffle pig.
Every word I just wrote is real.
The film appears to be a fusion of Chef’s Table and John Wick, an inspired pairing I must admit, one that I will enjoy with a ’00 Château Pontet-Canet…
… that I will chug straight from the bottle in between screams at Nic Cage to bash those truffle-pig-stealing jerks’ heads in. THEY STOLE THAT MAN’S TRUFFLE PIG. HE WILL NOT JUST BUY A NEW PIG. HE WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR THE PIG. THEY ALL MUST PAY FOR THE PIG.
The pig movie comes out July 16. I wait with bated breath.
