Become a Mad Man (or woman)

If the long wait for the third series of Mad Men is proving just a little too much - it's back over here in the new year, Monkey hears - then why not spend a little time turning yourself into a Mad Man - or Woman! Choose your hair, choose your outfit, and even choose your body mass index - sort of - with the all-drinking, all-smoking madmenyourself.com. Careful who you create, though. One of Monkey's efforts just peed in the corner of the office and then passed out at their desk, while another has been sick in reception after overdulging on oysters and martini at lunch. If you don't watch the show, file the last sentence under "totally over my head".