As part of his ongoing commitment to ensuring his genitals are visible from the further reaches of space, from where he hopes to pick up a series of lucrative intergalactic advertising contracts, David Beckham has launched his new Armani ad on the front of Macy's in San Francisco.
Lost in Showbiz draws your eye toward the video of its unveiling - an event sure to inspire Victoria into further fantasies of how she'd act if she had a 25 foot penis.
And yet... WILL NO ONE THINK OF ROMEO? I thought we'd agreed that poor darling little Romeo was too sensitive for this kind of thing. Can Daddy at least start keeping his Cruise-baiting out of state?
