Consumer news now, as we learn of a possible future addition to David Beckham's will-this-do range of branded products.
And if you're feeling that the only thing that might complete you is a bedroom slipper co-designed by the former England captain and Snoop Dogg, then consider yourself in luck. (Also, seek help.)
Breaking his silence on important developments in celebrity-designed house footwear, the rapper tells the Daily Mirror that his Christmas present of a pair of slippers was well received by David.
"We are talking about making a slipper together," continues Snoop. "So when I stop rapping and he stops football we can kick back and slip on a house shoe."
How long we will have to wait for this glorious day is difficult to say, but the entire proposal only serves to confirm Lost in Showbiz's belief that all celebrity products are in fact created by aliens as a means of gauging the idiotic pliancy of earthlings. Should the Snoop-Becks slipper shift so much as a single unit, you may expect a hostile invasion within eight seconds of the till receipt being printed.
