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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Alexia Skinitis

BB crowd not Graceful...

Nikki kissed Pete, Sam left, Suzie came but Grace's face was the highlight.

After friday's show, the viewers can be vindicated in their decision to evict Sam and keep Nikki. Nikki provided some all time highlights with her drunken ramblings about being up for eviction. 'They wouldn't notice if I fell into a pile of mud. They wouldn't notice if I fell into quicksand and never breathed again!'

She also treated viewers to the most unlikely BB pairing in it's history apart from Glyn and Lea (but fortunately I have selective trauma associated amnesia and remember nothing of this). Pete and Nikki kissed passionately in full view of a shocked Lisa, who Pete wouldn't kiss because of his 'sort of girlfriend'. They then carried on the canoodling in bed. And for those of you cynical enough to think that this was a drunken one night thing, Pete stuck to her like glue during the eviction, kissing and hugging her throughout. How brilliant would it be if Nikki forgot her footballer's wife ambition and shacked up with Pete. A match made in BB producer heaven.

This weekend also saw the arrival of the 'golden' housemate. This turned out to be Suzie, a 44 year old surgically enhanced 'model'. So basically an older Nikki, a better looking Lea and another object of desire for Glyn. Davina excitedly announced the arrival of a member of the public who was randomly chosen to enter the house. Two things Davina, firstly this is not news - all the housemates are members of the public randomly chosen to participate (although being Gay, Transsexual, having fake boobs or being a 'model' seems to help). Secondly, there was nothing random about these golden opportunists. Nearly all of them had paid a sizeable amount for their tickets and most had auditioned for BB before.

Nikki knew Suzie from a previous audition and was overjoyed to see her. Lea on the other hand, was not. She had a face like thunder when Suzie walked in, although she cheered up remarkably after being informed that Suzie was older then her. However, since only Suzie will be nominating, Lea had better be as fake as her breasts this week. She'll probably be ok though, considering this is her one natural asset.

The only difference for this new housemate is her prior knowledge of the house dynamics. If the booing from the crowd was anything to go by, Grace will be at the top of her nominations hitlist. In fact, the true high point of the entire eviction process was watching Grace listen to the crowd boo her and chant 'get Grace out'. Hopefully just a small taste of what is to come next Friday. If Sezar only got 91.6% of the vote, think what Grace can achieve. The sloanes will be so proud.

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