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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Homa Khaleeli

Battery burgers and mice poison ragu – the recipes made from old shopping lists

Tom Lakeman's 9 Volt Burger, from his book À La Carte.
9 Volt Burger, from Tom Lakeman’s book À La Carte. All photographs: Tom Lakeman

At first glance, it could be any artfully lit, beautifully shot recipe book, but look closer and something’s off. Nestled in the middle of what looks like a juicy veggie burger is a battery; the cupcakes are topped not with icing, but cotton pads. Because À La Cart is not a collection of tasty dinners, but meals made from the ingredients found on discarded shopping lists by the artist Tom Lakeman.

A scribbled note found in a shopping trolley, about buying toilet roll, olive oil, vegetables and fish, is transformed into a plate of maki rolls, with toilet tissue for wrap. Another scrawled reminder turns into the hideous-sounding “mice poison ragu”.

Maki toilet rolls.
Maki toilet rolls.

It’s both funny, and faintly nauseating. So what was Lakeman up to? “I’m a manic collector,” he admits, cheerfully. “I’ve always been interested in people’s discarded items ... [they] tell you so much about them.

“As a child I was very shy, so I spent the whole time looking at the floor, which is probably why I was transfixed by things dropped there.”

Silk Cut salad.
Silk Cut salad.

Lakeman started collecting shopping lists about eight years ago and, before he knew it, had more than 400 – including elegantly written lists for expensive ingredients on Harvey Nichols notepaper and a note to remind the writer to buy tongue (“If I was going to buy tongue, it’s not something that would slip my mind,” he says).

He wasn’t sure what to do with them, until one day, he says, “I saw them in a different light.I remember looking at them and thinking they weren’t shopping lists, but recipes. I would go through them and imagine what could be made. It was like playing – toilet roll turned into pastry and hearty ingredients like batteries became the meat of the dish ... It was all a bit Saturday Kitchen.”

Japanese cotton noodles.
Japanese cotton noodles.

Lakeman says he liked the idea of taking the lists so literally. “I found it amusing. The brief was to make dishes that would look like food, but weren’t. It’s about the double take.” Along with an Italian stylist who helped make the food look almost good enough to eat, a food writer Nick Savage and a foreward from jelly-maker and food artist Sam Bompas, from Bompas & Parr, Lakeman set about turning his recipes into a book, and is currently raising funds on Kickstarter to have it printed. If he succeeds, you might just find his kitchen roll chicken pie recipe on a coffee table – but hopefully not a kitchen table – near you.

Chocolate meatball salad.
Chocolate meatball salad.
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