An innocent question by a Dundee DJ has revealed just how quickly you can cause an argument among Scots when it comes to certain subjects.
DJ Billy Morris (@billypleased) posted a picture of a well-known insect asking Scots to name it and well, the answers were varied to say the least.
Ranging from the clearly correct (earwig) to the interesting (forkey tailey), to the downright strange (horny golloch), thousands of people pitched in with their versions.
It got us thinking about the other things that are likely to cause a (friendly) argument in a room full of Scots, here are some of our favourites.
What do you call this?

“In Germany, there’s a sausage on every corner while in Scotland there’s a corner on every sausage.” - said somebody, somewhere once.
But the arguments around the name of this Scottish favourite got so heated that it even led to one man starting his own personal campaign, creating a Facebook page called: "Scotland, where it's SLICE, NOT!! Sausage, Lorne, round or square, it's slice!"
We are happy for you to call it whatever you like, so long as it's not 'sausedge' which was attempted by one UK supermarket recently.
What do you call the first and last slices on a loaf of bread?

Guaranteed to set the cat among the pigeons, this age old argument is always a good one.
We've heard answers ranging from butt and heel, to ender and the (correct) outsider.
What is this the name of this lunch time treat?
A favourite treat of many Scots, chippie chips lovingly squashed between a fresh roll and smothered in salt and vinegar or salt and sauce but what would you call it?
Answers vary depending where you are in Scotland but you'll hear everything from a roll and chips, a chip roll or even a chip butty.
Gutties, plimsolls or sannies?

Everyone owned them, the little school shoes most of us where forced to wear to do PE, or worse country dancing.
But what did you call them?
Salt and vinegar vs salt and sauce
The quickest way to find the west coast/east coast divide in any room is to start the sentence "salt and..." and see who finishes it with either vinegar or sauce.
West coasters (as well as a lot of the rest of the country) will swear by vinegar on the suppers but when it comes to Edinburgh and the Lothians, sauce is the only option.
What do you call a piggy-back?

Glasgow Live recently did a study and found that Glasgow has no less than 14 different words for what others would term as a piggy-back.
While Cokeyback and Co-carry are popular in Glasgow, Dundee use Cuddyback and people from Fife say Callycode.
Housecoat, bathrobe, goonie or dressing gown?

Traditionally Scots would have called it a goonie butt nowadays you'll here it referred to as one of the above.
Our favourite regional variant for items of clothing you wear around the house though has to be what people in Fife call slippers - Baffies.
Ginger vs Juice
Parody news site the Daily Mash kicked off a bit of a stooshie when they said all Scots refer to soft drinks as "juice", leading to many responding that it's actually ginger in many parts of the country.
The great TV remote debate

Sure to have the widest range of names on this list, we've heard the remote called everything from a zapper and a doofer to bizarrely, a doot doot.