Going up!
Princess Isabella
Second in line to the Danish throne’s slogan T-shirt at Skanderborg’s Smukfest festival translated to “F***ed him yesterday”, complete with a large arrow. Very CSM.
Stilettos in the sand
The internet slammed Vittoria Ceretti (one of Leo’s girlfriends) and Lauren Sánchez Bezos for wearing heels on Ibizan cliffs. You have to respect the commitment to the look though.
Hot Lips
Not usually a fan of a phone pop socket, but exceptions should be made for Solange’s Hot Lips version.
Real Housewives…
…of London! Yes, it will finally arrive on screens on Monday. Sharpen your talons, drama’s coming.
Going down...
The September Issue
Once the pinnacle of Vogue’s calendar, it’s a muted affair for 2025, with Emma Stone in jeans. An homage to Anna Wintour’s first cover, as the Dame steps off her throne.
A-level show-offs
Results day this week! If you did get three A*s, a little exam etiquette: don’t flood the socials with it; don’t text everyone in your contacts asking how they did.
Vow renewals
Did Brooklyn and Nicola Beckham really need to renew their vows after three years? The original Palm Beach fandango seems like it was yesterday.
Bunny dumping
Infamous con artist Anna Delvey was apoplectic after an intern on her NYC fashion shoot with pet rabbits left the bunnies for dead in a park. “I was lied to!” she vented. Kettle black, etc.
